BLOGMAS Day 17 - Christmas Jokes

"At Christmas play and make good cheer,

for Christmas comes but once a year"

I'm quite a competitive person, and so is my family. So pulling the crackers can get pretty intense. None of us enjoy getting the crappy end. And I LOVE telling those stupid little jokes. I happen to find them highly amusing. Which usually results in me taking 5 minutes to tell one joke through laughing so much. But Christmas day needs more than 9 jokes. So I've done a list of my favourite Xmas jokes to make sure you will be pulling all the crackers that day. 

Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

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A mince spy 

What do you Santa Claus when he doesn't move?

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Santa Pause

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

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Claustrophobic

What's white and goes up?

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A confused snowflake

What do you sing at a snowmans birthday party?

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Freeze a jolly good fellow

What do vampires sing on New Years Eve?

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Auld Fang Syne

What happened to the man who stole the advent calendar?

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He got 25 days

Why did the turkey join the band?

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Because he had the drumsticks

What athlete is warmest in winter?

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The long jumper

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

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Stick with me and we'll go places

Why did no one bit for Rudolph on ebay?

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Because he was to deer

What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating?

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He pulled a cracker

Why don't you ever see Santa in Hospital?

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Because he has private elf-care.

Come back tomorrow for another Christmas post.

Merry Christmas.

Love, Han.xo

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